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#intro
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As she left the safety of the woodlands,
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our hero steeled herself.
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5
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Steeled herself? How? I hear you cry from
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beyond your computer monitor, how?
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10
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Well, some questions are best left unanswered.
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14
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Frustrated? Good!
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You'll need to channel that anger.
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18.5
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#ch0
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Her onslaught continued. None could stand
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in our hero's way.
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4.5
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Shambling horrors from the grave or
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poisonous web-spawn, it mattered little.
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9.5
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Let us not mention that our hero's equipment was,
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by design, far superior to that of her adversaries.
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15
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Nor should we bring up the fact that our hero had
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earned several skill points prior to this battle.
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20.3
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No, no, this fight was in no way stacked in our beloved
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hero's favour. Go hero!
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26.5
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#ch01
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*wakes up startled from sleep* Oh, am I on? Sorry, sorry.
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*Clears throat* She was unstoppable. A...*sigh* really?
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Who comes up with this stuff?
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12.5
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Well, alright. She was a titanic force of nature.
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17.6
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This was merely a pitstop, a slight delay if you will,
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on her...*sigh*... journey of slaughter.
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Who wrote this? I'm a classically trained actor dammit! I have standards!
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I'll require a raise, and Hamill's old dressing room!
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33.5
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#ch02
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Another checkpoint? How terribly original...
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Our hero prepared for the final challenge. What horror awaited her next?
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What...*sigh*...god dammit. No, sorry. I can't do this.
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Oh nevermind your silly script! It's completely devoid of any
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meaning, truth or actual story.
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But then again, what is an on-call voice actor to expect from a
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script written in a hurry by an intern for a focus test...
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#end
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Victory! Huzza! Level completed! Ehrm no but,
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seriously... good job.
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